Written 2010-09-09 18:00:00 by Chase Mitchell from Auburn University 73 likes  Read More →

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Written 2010-09-08 18:03:00 by Andrew Bridgman from Purdue University 404 likes  Read More →

Written 2010-09-08 16:30:00 by Jason from University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign 4 likes  Read More →

In this economy, it’s nice just to have a job. Except maybe these sports job. #1 — Dugout Cleaner The next time you watch a baseball game, pay attention to the players in the dugout. They’re great at putting things in their mouths, but they’re physically incapable of keeping them there. Sunflower seeds, tobacco juice, swishes of Gatorade … they all get spat back onto the dugout floor until they form a thick sluice... 

Oh, hey! No, I’m not doing anything right now. Just sitting around in a room with oddly echo-y acoustics. This is a perfect time to talk about every single one of the courses I’m thinking about taking next semester. Oh, no, that’s not running water you hear. That’s rain. It’s raining. Yeah, it’s crazy how the weather can be so different just 5 miles away. I am literally expelling waste from my bowels as I... 

Written 2010-09-07 16:34:00 by Matt Powers from Pennsylvania State University 0 likeso far Be the first!  Read More →

If only. Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Dorkly.com , and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail. 99% of my mp3s are Japanese anime openings and Dragonball character themes. Whenever someone asks what I’m listening to, I change the track before lending them my headphones. It’s the only reason I have Eminem songs on my iPod. -Anoymous My most athletic... 

It’s been an entire week since your last confession and there’s been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 7 and don’t forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page! My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years now. We finally moved in to together. Needless to say our first 3 months living together have been a little rocky…  Read More →

Written 2010-09-03 16:31:00 by Andrew Bridgman from Purdue University 1 likes  Read More →

Things look a little different when you’re a freshman… Written 2010-09-03 16:02:00 by Alex Watt from Siena College 202 likes  Read More →

Written 2010-09-03 15:00:00 by Susanna Wolff from Columbia University 213 likes  Read More →

Kid-Tested, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony-Approved Based on all the swastikas carved into bathroom stalls, NAZIs must be the most constipated people on earth. -Patrick Cassels Digestively speaking, isn’t every fast food joint technically an In-N-Out Burger? -Kevin Slane (@KSlane) Have you ever noticed how sick horses just sort of stick together? -Mark H I just bought one of those wristwatches …  Read More →

Me : Lev! I’ve travelled back in time to prepare you for your Freshman year! Lev : Wow! Future-me! Me : I have to give you warnings from the future about Freshman year. Because you can change what happens and- Lev : Oh wow! It’s like the fifth season of Lost! That ends cool, right? Me : …sure, yeah, totally. But back to business. Our high-school girlfriend? Dump her fast. Sorry. Lev : What!? But she’s perfect, she’s... 

Written 2010-09-02 18:00:00 by Jeff Rosenberg from New York University 1 likes  Read More →